Friends-On-Film: March 2007

Monday, March 26, 2007

From Their Mouths to Our Ears!

My Dearest Syl,

So ... are you up for a little discussion on classic movie lines? I've got a few that I'm putting together in my next post. They're mostly campy, certainly nothing profund, but at the very least, engaging. It'll be my own little version of "That's Entertainment".

Love you Syl -- always have and always will!

Hint: "Art films? They're nudies! That's all they are, nudies!"

Sunday, March 25, 2007

"The Sounds of Sondheim" and Comments from Cletus (Biby, that is)

Dear Biby,
WOW! It was quite a surprise to see your comments to my post, "Just a Little Chat 'bout Nothin'". Welcome to "Friends on Film". Sylvia and I and are having a wonderful time with our little blog. I'm happy to learn that someone else is enjoying our posts. If you have a few minutes, why don't you take the "Which Sondheim Musical Are You" test? Let us know what comes up -- we'd love to hear from you. We love reading your comments ... keep it up! Regards, Ivan
Ivan says:
In my last post, I ventured away from the movie theme and took a trip down "The Great White Way". Truth be told, Broadway is my first true love. Something I've said before bears repeating ... "At 13 years, in 1967, my favorite album was the soundtrack from "Funny Girl". Not The Beatles or the Rolling Stones or The Dave Clark Five or The Beach Boys or The Four Seasons (frankly, The Monkees were a VERY close second to "Funny Girl" -- I had a big crush on Davy Jones!) . I guess it only goes to show that we can't hide who we are ... even at 13 years old I was a budding "Friend of Dorothy" (yet another one of my favorite performers!)"
Another truth be told ... I am a Stephen Sondheim freak ... he is an amazing composer. He is definitely my favorite songwriter. "Follies", "Sweeney Todd", "Company", "Pacific Overtures" ... it doesn't get any better than that. Yes, "A Little Night Music" is right up there. It's not that I like the others any less -- I love them all and "A Little Night Music" is up there, at the top of the list, with all of the others!
The lead character in "A Little Night Music", her name is "Desirée, reminds me of you because she speaks some of the most clever lines in the show. She's her own woman. And of course, Judy Collins sang "Send in the Clowns" back in the early 70s ... and whenever I hear Judy Collins, I think of you! They say sound is the most powerful sense and I truly believe that!
So you ask, what is the best revue of any Broadway composer ... "Side by Side by Sondheim".
Love you Syl -- always have and always will!

Friday, March 23, 2007

Which Stephen Sondheim Musical...? Syl adds:

I went ahead and took the "Which Stephen Sondheim Musical Are You?" test myself-- here are the results:


A Little Night Music
A Little Night Music - You are a neglected masterpiece. Insightful and poignant, you make people laugh and love. You'll even make people question their very outlook on life.. if they ever live to be 80.

Which Stephen Sondheim Musical Are You?
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Thanks Ivan...this was really funny! I think you really should pursue your Broadway dreams--sure, you could still be discovered! ;) I always thought that I would love to have played the role of Betty Rizzo in Grease :)
Just a thought.
Good night darling...
One word: MAMBO!

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Just a Litte Chat 'bout Nothin'

Ivan says:

I love that picture of you and Jack on the sofa in Hazelton, PA. Too bad you can only see half of him. Why would the person taking the picture focus on anyone other than Jack, I wonder? Then I remembered, it's you! Why wouldn't we want to look at you even if a movie star is in the room? I've always wondered about the correct pronunciation of his last name ... is it PAL-ance or pa-LANCE?

I do remember Jack and very well indeed. Mostly from TV, not from the movies. Funny thing ... my impression is that he made many westerns, but when I reviewed his bio on
www.IMDB.com, it doesn't look like westerns were his forte. Perhaps it was because of you that he stands out so clearly in my mind. Or perhaps it's my shameless "star fucker" gene that is completely enamored of anything related to show business.

I think I've told you before, I'm a Broadway STAR who's just waiting to be discovered! Don't laugh, it could happen. Look at that old lady who was in "Titanic", Gloria Stuart -- she was in her 70s when she was re-discovered (having last acted in movies during the the 30s). Would you like to know what my dream roles are, the ones I'd like to play on Broadway?

  1. Pontius Pilate in "Jesus Christ Superstar"
  2. Laurent, the betrothed son, in "La Cage Aux Folles"
    (I'M WAY too old for that role now but
    not when the show first ran on Broadway)
  3. Che Guevara in "Evita"
  4. Ben Stone in Stephen Sondheim's "Follies"
  5. Joanne in "Company" (because I love the song
    "Ladies Who Lunch")

I took the "Which Sondheim Musical Are You" test, this is the result:

No matter ... I can often be heard singing, very loudly, to the original cast CDs of these shows while I'm washing floors and dusting the house on Saturdays!

I also remember the trip we took to Hazelton when we were about 12 years old -- your father drove us in his 1965/1966 Mustang -- we were THE coolest kids in the world. I remember Lattimer Mines, the house in which your father grew up, your maternal grandmother and her house. I remember your cousin Georgie and his mother (can't remember her name) and your Uncle Joe (is that his name, on your mother's side). And remarkably, I remember your mother's family name -- SLIVA, right? I don't know why I remember it, I just do.

Your mother's family always seemed like such nice folks, I really liked them. Of course they were nice, they were from Pennsylvania! And you know, I've always been one of your Mom's biggest fans. She played a significant role in my life growing up. I have VERY many fond memories of your mother ... she was very good to me, a dirt poor French-Canadian kid, latent homosexual who couldn't stop dancing or obsessing about his hair or lusting after every cute boy in the neighborhood! I was definitely shameless!

So, to the point of my post. As I've said many times in this post, I'm an avid audiobook "listener". Well, I recently rented "Running with Scissors" and was very disappointed. It did not translate well onto the big screen. The book is funny and sad and surprising and semi-pornographic and altogether outrageous. But the movie doesn't capture any of it. The movie, although meant to be a "dark comedy" is just simply dark, and you never really come to feel anything for the characters. Starring Annette Bening as the monumentally dysfunctional and detached mother -- she's one of my ABSOLUTELY, COMPLETELY, TOTALLY AND UNABASHEDLY FAVORITE ACTORS -- the movie fails to draw you in. By the end of the movie, all I thought was "So What"? All the events from the book were far too abbreviated and the finished movie was a bit disjointed -- at least to me.

If you've read any of Augusten Burroughs' other books, you surely found them irreverent, if nothing else. He writes like no one else. I just finshed "Dry" and I'd recommend it, the memoir of his time spent in alcoholic rehab!

I also rented "The DaVinci Code" on DVD recently. This is a book with which I was totally captivated for quite some time. In fact, I listened to the audiobook CD TWICE, that's how much I loved it. Although not as disappointing to me as "Running with Scissors", I have to agree with the critics that it did not live up to the hype. Of course, the critics were just plain rude who booed the movie and walked out on it at the Cannes Film Festival, but it is obviously not the movie it was touted to be. I'm disappointed in Ron Howard and Tom Hanks. Maybe it was the choice of actors ... Tom Hanks did not make a good Robert Langdon; it would have been a PERFECT vehicle for a younger Harrison Ford type.

All that being said, I'm off to bed.

Love you Syl -- always have and always will!


PS: Can you guess the
underlying design
methodology
for this post?

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

JACK AND THE JUNK MOVIE JUNKIE by Sylvia

As the days finally become longer, and I emerge, stretching and yawning from my long winter hibernation—I pour myself a strong cup of coffee.settle down at my desk, crack my knuckles and prepare to divulge to you my dear reader (s), my latest addiction—to viewable entertainment that is.

One day, while shopping at my local supermarket, I happened to stumble upon the (drum roll) dollar DVD. So—having previously admitted to being a “bad old movie junkie,” you can just imagine my sheer joy at finding these cheesy, campy, corny and sometimes poorly preserved old movies…and all for a dollar!

I now possess stacks and stacks of these
low-budget delights:





.Warning from Space(1956), a superbly campy sci-fi film replete with bad dubbing and aliens tormenting Tokyo in the cheesiest star-shaped costumes ( with one big dumb eye in the center) I have ever seen.


King of the Zombies (1941), featuring lots of Voodoo, Nazis and best of all Mantan Moreland.

The Monster Walks (1932), with Willie Best as “Ol’ Sleep N’ Eat.”
The Brain that Wouldn’t Die.
Topper Returns.
Tales of Tomorrow (1951-1953), with a
VERY young Leslie Nielsen.
World War II (The German Front), an
eye-opening Frank Capra propaganda film.

·The Bat, with Vincent Price and Agnes Morehead.


No no Nanette •Dinner at the Ritz.
The Beverly Hillbillies.
The Lucy Show.
The Andy Griffith Show.
Shane , with Jack Palance.
Just to name a few.


An article in USA Today calls the enthusiasm over the dollar DVD “a new phenomenon.” It goes on to say that, “…consumers are snapping them up.” It also warns consumers to choose carefully, least they are disappointed—they just don’t get it, do they?

I could go on and on ad infinitum with raves for
these inexpensive forms of entertainment but
suffice it to say that they have provided this
“junk movie junkie” with hours and hours of pure
viewing pleasure.

I would like to digress a bit here and take this
time to talk briefly about a certain actor: star of
many dollar DVD’s. An actor: recently deceased
(Nov. 10, 2006). An actor: the quintessential
“crumb” of the “silver screen.” An actor:
Volodymyr Palahniuk (a name that defies
pronunciation!). An actor (please Syl come to the
point!): Jack Palance, childhood friend of my
father (and friend of my uncle on my mother’s
side as well).

Most people I talk to only remember Jack Palance as Curly or Duke in City Slickers, his 1992 Academy Awards 73 year old one-hand push-ups, or maybe as the evil gunfighter Jack Wilson in Shane, but I have pretty much been aware of him all my movie-viewing life due to my dad (who grew up with Jack and his brother in Lattimer Mines, PA.) who would always comment to me about his “overacting.” My dad recounts that when they were kids and they played “cops and robbers” Jack was always the robber. And when they played “Cowboys and Indians,” Jack was always the “Indian” (who were the bad guy’s pre “political correctness”). All this was in practice, no doubt, for his subsequent roles: Dr. Jekyll (Mr. Hyde too), Ebenezer Scrooge and Count Dracula -- and for his movies, including: The Man in the Attic (1953), Sudden Fear (1952) and “Panic in the Streets (1950).


By now you may be asking yourself if there is a point to all this talk about a dead actor. The answer is, “no, not really.” It’s just that, one day while visiting my mom, I came across this photo:


Yes, it’s ol’ Jack and I sitting on the couch during a 1975 visit to my grandmother’s (my mom's mom) house in Hazleton, PA (a neighboring town of Lattimer Mines and another one of Jack Palance’s “stomping grounds”) waiting to taste my grandmother’s legendary Perogies.


Please note the “Leisure Suits.”

Enjoy!